Saturday, June 20, 2009

WillI'm dating Matt Damon! Amy

You're dating Matt Damon? Well, I'm dating Hannah Montana!Hannah MontanaShe's dating Hannah Montana! Backstage, in my concert, turn me on my parent's bed, after school, in my locker, in the car I give her head, I'm also dating the Flava!Flava-FlavYeah boy she's dating Flava-Flav boo! You know what time it is 'cause I'm dating Juney too, yeah!JunoYeah well but it's true, Flava-Flavie dates me too.PaulieAnd I swap with Calvin and he swaps with that dude. And we're all dating Hellboy!HellboyOh yeah! They're dat-ing Hellboy, and I'm dating the Hulk.HulkWhen I get real mad I start dating Iron-ManIron-ManA most uncomfortable screw, but I date the Princess too!PrincessDing Dong!PrinceWho's that ringing on my bell?PrincessThe chick who's dating Iron-Man, that's I-RO-N M-AN and I like his tin can!PrinceThat's really great, 'cause I'm dating WolfWolfAWOOOO! Dating Wolf 'aint that a pity, 'cause I'm dating those broads from Sex and the City, AWOOOO!Sex and the City leader"He dates the Sex and the City gals, Ich fragte mich, würde Wolf wirklich eifersüchtig werden, wenn er wüsste, dass wir was mit dem Typ mit dem dickem Werkzeuggürtel haben?"BatmanThey're all dating Batman, at Wayne Manor, in the Batcave, Butler Alfred is our love slave, bring me this, holy bath house, I'm also dating Amy Winehouse?Amy WinehouseHe's dating Amy Winehouse! Got him down low low low, I'm dating Jessica Simpson, 'cause it's how I roll roll roll!Jessica SimpsonShe's dating Jessica Simpson! Oh yeah! And I think I might have dated that hot assassain!Carmen ElectraEveryone dates me, and I date them, back you see, and the Mexican too, with the tragic hairdoMexicanCall it head, I'm dating JTJustin TimberlakeI'm dating that male model 'cause he's so fine! In a line to get up in those Calvin KlineUnderwear ModelIt's true, JT dates me once again, but I'm also dating Prince CaspianPrice CaspianI am handsome and I am cool, that's why this Prince dates the kids from High School.High School MusicalYou know what time it is? No, what time is it? It's time to date, date me, date meee, date meeeee. He dates all us kids from High School. Under the bleachers, in the showers, while we're dating for gym class. I'm dating Oprah, I'm dating Obama, I'm dating Indiana's ass.Indiana JonesDating Indiana, and I'm dating Hancock.HancockDating Hancock, and I'm dating Beowulf.BeowulfYou know you like it, and I'm dating Kung Fu Panda!Kung Fu PandaAnd I'm dating Michael Jackson!Michael JacksonHee Hee! Don't judge me, I love my animals you see.Alvin and the ChipmunksOh yeah he's dating the chipmunks! Can't explain but it's true, he dates the chipmunks and yooouuuu.

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